Wife asked husband if he go for fishing every Sunday

Wife asked husband if he go for fishing every Sunday

Wife:

“Every Sunday you go for fishing, right?”

Husband:

“Yeah… Why?”

Wife:

“Today the fish came here and told she’s preggggg..nant.”

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A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on an island

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were trapped on an island 20 miles from the shore.

The redhead started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam.

Then the brunette started swimming and after swimming 7 miles she turned around.

The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got tired and turned back.

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