After 15 years of marriage, the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot!!!” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “So sweet of you honey. What about IJK?”
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He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!
A little boy and his father are having lunch
A little boy and his father are having lunch
The boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner, the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
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“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”