Why is FISHING better than DATING?
WELL… You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and make it promises.
Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.
You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie at the minimum.
Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it.
As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down there.”
So the drunk fisherman walks several yards away and drills another hole.
As he peers into it he again hears a voice say, “There’s no fish down there.”
So he walks about 20 yards away and drills another hole. Once again the voice says, “There’s no fish down there.”
The fisherman looks up to the sky and asks, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” says the voice. “It’s the rink manager.”
