“Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?”
“Because I helped her.”
“But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?”
“I helped her eat her gummy bears.”
Romi (to the doctor): “Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift.”
Doctor: “Tell her to come in.”
Romi: “I cannot”
Doctor: “Why so?”
Romi: “Because she does not stop at this floor.”
My sister understands everything!
A little girl and her older brother were visiting their grandfather’s farm.
The older brother decided to play a trick on his younger sister. He told her that he discovered a man-eating chicken.
The girl was frightened and ran inside in fear. Then the older brother heard his little sister scream. He ran inside immediately.
She was screaming at their grandfather, who was chewing down on a plate of fried chicken.
“What is it?” he asked. The sister turned to him in fear and said,” It- it’s- IT’S A MAN EATING CHICKEN!”
An Uber is cruising down a boulevard when it runs a red light.
“Hey!” the passenger shouts. “Be careful!”
“Don’t worry,” says the driver. “My brother does it all the time.”
He barrels through the next red light, and the passenger screams, “Stop doing that!”
“I’m telling you, my brother does this all the time.”
They approach the next light. Just when it turns green, the driver slams on the brakes. The confused passenger asks, “You just ran two red lights; why’d you stop at a green?”
“I had to,” says the driver. “My brother might have been coming.”
