Three guys are sitting in a bar.
Suddenly the first guy’s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, quickly throws 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, “Damn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife’s on the way home.” Then he ran faster than before.
The second guy chuckled. “Take a look at that! You know around my house I call the shots,” he says as he got up and take out his wallet to pay for his drink. “The moment I enter the house, when I clapped my hands twice, I got hot water immediately prepared for me.” Then he proceeded walking towards the door, “…I hate washing the dishes with cold water.”
All these while the third guy just silently enjoying his drink. Taking each sip calmly with a satisfied look. The bartender said, “Well, Sir, I guess you have your life well in order compared to those two. You are the master of your domain, right?”
The guy smiled and reply, “I don’t mean to brag, but last time I talked with my wife she was on her knees. All fours, even.”
“What did she say?” The bartender asked.
The third guy sipped his drink, then say: “Well, she said if I’m really a man then come out from under the bed.”
While reading the newspaper,
Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
“I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.”
His wife replied: “Thank you, dear!”
A wife asked her husband:
“What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
“I like your sense of humor.”
Two men were talking about their wives.
The first man says, “My wife is an angel.”
The second man says,
“You’re lucky! Mine’s still alive.”
A mother and father in their 40s loved their children very much.
They had three kids, two of whom were already grown up. Their third child, the youngest, was only 10 years old. They were tucking their young boy in to bed one night when they asked him what he wanted when he grew up.
Son: Mom, I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.
Mom: And one will put you to sleep.
Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you.
Mom’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son.
Mom: But who will sleep with your 5 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with daddy.
Daddy’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son!
