Two women, a blonde and a redhead, own a ranch. Unfortunately, they’ve just lost their bull.
With only $500 to spare, they need to buy a new one. The redhead says to the blonde, “I’ll head to the market and see if I can find one for less than $500. If I do, I’ll send you a telegram.”
At the market, the redhead finds a bull priced at $499. With just one dollar left, she heads to the telegraph office, only to learn that sending a telegram costs $1 per word.
Puzzled about how to relay the message for the blonde to bring the truck and trailer, she finally decides on a single word: “Comfortable.”
The telegraph operator, curious, asks, “How will she understand to come with the trailer from just that word?”
The redhead grins and explains, “She’s a blonde—she’ll read it slowly: ‘Come-for-ta-bull.’”
LOL!!
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded on a deserted island.
After weeks of surviving on coconuts and fish, they stumble upon a magic lamp. They rub it, and out pops a genie.
“I will grant each of you one wish,” the genie says.
The brunette excitedly says, “I wish to be off this island and back home!” Poof! She disappears.
The redhead, not wanting to be left behind, says, “I wish to be home too!” Poof! She vanishes.
The blonde looks around, suddenly feeling lonely. She pouts and says, “I wish my friends were back here with me!”
Poof! The brunette and redhead reappear, glaring at the blonde.
