Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.
One said, ‘I took my girlfriend to see ‘The Bride of Dracula’ last night.’
‘Oh yeah,’ said the other, ‘ what was she like ?’
‘Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.’
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The other said, ‘Yes, but what was ‘The Bride of Dracula’ like?
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A dad picked up his son from school
Matt’s dad picked him up from school one afternoon.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part in the play.
Matt enthusiastically announced that: “I play a man who’s been married for twenty years.”
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“That’s great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they’ll be giving you a speaking part.”
