Two police officers noticed an elderly woman stumbling out of a local bar.
Clearly intoxicated, they decided against taking her to jail and instead offered to drive her home.
After helping her into the cruiser, one officer joined her in the back seat while the other drove. As they navigated the streets, they repeatedly asked the woman where she lived.
Each time, she gently stroked the officer’s arm and slurred, “You’re passionate.”
Confused but patient, they kept driving and asked again. Once more, she stroked his arm and murmured, “You’re passionate.”
After two hours of aimless driving, the officers grew frustrated.
They stopped the car, and one of them exclaimed, “Ma’am, we’ve been driving around for two hours, and you still haven’t told us where you live!”
The old woman sighed and replied, “I’ve been trying to tell you… you’re passin’ it!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Old Woman Driving At Speed Limits.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
LOL!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
