Two old ladies Mary and Claire were talking about their grandchildren.
Mary said,
“Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never hear from them nor receive a thank you message !”
Claire replies.
“I too send them a very generous cheque. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit.”
“Wow !, How come ?” remarked Mary
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“Very simple solution, *I don’t sign the cheque.”*
A little boy asked his mom to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked the little boy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”
