Two lawyers walk into a pub.

Two lawyers walk into a pub.

They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.

Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

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The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.

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A boss tell jokes to all staff.

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.

“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”

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“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”