Two lawyers arrived at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks.
They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and begin to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, ‘Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches here!
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The two look at each other, shrug, and exchange sandwiches
An elderly couple getting a lot more forgetful
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful. So they decided to write things down so they don’t forget.
They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream.
“You might want to write it down,” she said.
The husband said, “No, I can remember.
She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream.
“Write it down,” she told him,
and again he said, “No, no, I can remember:
Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
“Write it down,” she told her husband and again he said, “No, I got it.
You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top.”
So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon.
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The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, “Where’s the toast?”
