Two lawyers walk into a pub.
They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.
Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”
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The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic came and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
