Two guys were riding in a car, arguing about how to say the name of the city that they were in.
One said “Louieville” and the other “Louiseville.”
They went on arguing and arguing until they came upon a fast-food restaurant.
The one guy goes inside and says to the waitress, “Tell me the name of the place where I am right now really, really, really slowly.”
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The waitress goes, “Bur-ger-King.”
Today my daughter overslept
The day began when my daughter overslept, then realized she forgot to do her homework. As I drove her to school,
I snapped, “I don’t want to hear a peep out of you.”
When we arrived, she asked, “Can I talk now?”
“Okay,” I grumbled.
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“I forgot my lunch.”
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