Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill.
It took forever to get to the top.
When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, “Whew, that was so hard.”
The second replied, “If I hadn’t been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards.”
Two men were in a forest,
when a lion came roaring towards them.
One of them throws sand into the lion’s eyes and then runs.
The second man stays, unmoved.
The first man looks back and shouts, “Why are you not running?”
The second man replies, “Why should I be running? You’re the one who threw the sand.”
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders.
The guard asks, “What’s in the bags?”
The fellow says, “Sand.”
The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects… only to find sand. The fellow packs the sand, places the bags on his shoulders, and pedals the bike across the border.
Two weeks later, the same situation is repeated.
“What have you there?”
“We want to examine.”
Same results… nothing but sand and the fellow is on his way again.
Every two weeks for six months, the inspections continue. Finally, one week the fellow doesn’t show up. The guard sees him downtown and says to the fellow, “Buddy, you had us crazy! We sort of knew you were s.m.u.g.g.l.ing something. I won’t say anything – what were you sm*ggling?”
The fellow says, “Bicycles.”
Two guys are walking down the street
when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill.
“Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.