Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits.
Suddenly, they caught a lot of fish in 20 minutes. and decided to mark the spot to know the situation next time.
Paul said that they should mark this spot to know where to come next time
Jim says a good idea, and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat to mark the spot.
With that Paul says, why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to to fish.
Marriage joke: What do you want to be after reincarnating?
Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, “Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature.”
His wife replies, “I want to be a cow!”
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The man says, “No, a different one.”
