Two elderly farmers were reminiscing about the good old days.
“When I had my ranch, I could get up in the morning, get in my old Chevy truck, drive all day, and still be on my property,” says the Texas farmer.
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The old farmer from Kentucky said, “Yeah, I had a truck like that once too… You should have got a Ford, hell. They’ll get ya all the way ta town and back!”
A woman eating alone at a local eatery.
Patty was quietly minding her own business, eating her soup alone in her booth at a local eatery, when a voice startled her from behind.
It was the guy in the booth behind her.
“Not so loud!” he said.
“What?” she questioned, as she took another spoonful of soup.
“I said not so loud!” he reply.
Embarrassed at being told she was slurping her soup, she pushed away from her bowl and started to try other food
“How was your day?” he asked.
“Pretty good,” responded Patty
“Did you pass the exam?” was the next question.
“I don’t know, I didn’t get my grade yet,” replied a thoroughly bewildered Patty.
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“I’ll have to call you back when I’m out of here”, came the voice from behind once again, “some nut job is answering every question I ask you!”
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