Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down.
As none of them have any motoring knowledge, they decide to walk. Each of them decides to take one thing with her.
The first brunette takes some food in case she gets hungry, the second brunette takes some water in case she gets thirsty and the blonde takes a car door.
When questioned about her choice, the blonde replies:
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“Well, if I get hot, I can roll down the window!”
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I a pure polar bear?”
The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.”
Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom, am I a pure polar bear?”
She answers, “Of course you are honey. I’m all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear.” Why do you ask sweetie?”
The baby polar bear replies, “Because I’m f****** freezing!”
