Two Blondes were out hunting.
They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first blonde says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.”
After about three hours, the second blonde finds he is really lost. He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him. He then waits for an hour and does it again. He repeats this until he is out of ammo.
The next morning, the first blonde finds the second with the help of forest rangers. He asks the second blonde if he did what he told him to do.
The blonde answers, “Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows.”
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree.
After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air and crashed to the ground.
After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate, “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
Second Blonde: “Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”
Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.
The first blonde picks it up, looks into it, and says, “Hey, I know this person! I’ve seen her somewhere before.”
The second blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, “Duh! Of course you have that’s me!”
