Two blondes were taking their first train trip together to Warsaw.
A staff member came down the corridor selling bananas so they each bought one.
The first eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel.
When the train emerged from the tunnel she looked across at her friend with a concerned look on her face.
“I wouldn’t eat that if I were you,” she warned.
“Why not?” the other woman asked.
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“I took one bite and went blind for half a minute,” the first replied.
A little boy asked his mom to give him $20
“Hey, Mom?” asked the little boy, “Can you give me $20?”
“Certainly not,” She replied.
“If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”
His mother’s ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. “Well? What did he say?”
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“He said, ‘Hey Maria, could you make sure I’ve got clean socks tomorrow.'”