Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch.
One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?”
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The other response was, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”
A dictionary and a thesaurus are in a library.
The librarian who has taken good care of them for years and years is retiring.
Understandably, the dictionary and thesaurus are both sad.
The thesaurus says to the dictionary, “I can see how distraught you are.”
The dictionary responds, “You don’t even know the meaning of the word.”
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The thesaurus then says, “But I know what it’s like.”
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