This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!
The third lady smiles smugly, “Well, my memory is just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood,” she says as she raps on the table.
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Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
A blonde walks into an appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store, approaches the man behind the counter, and says “I’d like that TV please.”
The cashier replies “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”
The next day, she woke up, filled her hair with charcoal, went to the same store, and asked the same man for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”
The next day, she got up, went to the hair salon, get her hair dyed red, and went to the same store and asked for the SAME THING.
The cashier responded, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”
At this point the blonde was furious. “How the hell do you know I’m blonde?”.
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The cashier looked her straight eye, and explained, “That’s not a TV, that’s a microwave oven.”
