Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.
Even the phones are turned off.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,
“Together, together, together.”
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A Blonde Woman Visits a Farm
A blonde wanted a fancy way of spending her weekend and decided a weekend spent on a farm in another state was the best idea.
On getting to the farm, she saw something that caught her attention.
She saw a cow without horns and found it fascinating.
Confused, she asked the farmer standing next to her, “Why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” The farmer replied that cows could do damage with their horns, so it is best to keep them trimmed.
He told her that he used a hacksaw to trim the horn or treat a young calf, so the horn never grows.
He added that some breeds of cows do not have horns. Looking at the girl with obvious irritation, he said, “But this cow doesn’t have any horns because it’s a horse.”
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