A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives.
They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids can fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”
The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
LOL!!
A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder.
“Hey,” called the bartender, “no pets are allowed in here!”
“We are not just animals!” said the parrot.
“I’m not talking to you,” the bartender replied, “I’m talking to the guy.”
“Well,” the parrot replied angrily, “in case your beady little eyes haven’t noticed, the guy you’re talking to is deaf, mute, and blind!”
Then he added proudly, “I’m his service bird. I do all of his talking for him. If you talk to him, you’re talking to me, so don’t be such an a******!”
Hmmm, the bartender studied the bird.
“Okay birdbrain,” the bartender leaned in close to him, “let me guess, if you’re a talking service bird, then the bear must be a seeing-eye bear, right?”
“No,” replied the bird, “the bear is a bodyguard.”
“What the heck does a blind, mute and deaf guy need a bodyguard for?” asked the bartender.
“The bodyguard isn’t his, ya dummy!” the parrot yelled, “He’s mine!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
