There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.
The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off.
A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a cornfield in a boat rowing.
The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “It’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name.
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If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”
I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
Apparently, I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.
One day I told a long-suffering friend, “You know, the first man in powered flight was from Ohio. The first man to orbit the earth was from Ohio. And the first man on the moon was from Ohio.”
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“Sounds like a lot of people are trying to get out of Ohio,” he observed.
