The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.
So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.
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The difference between right and wrong.
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out:
……….
…….. “You’d be his wife!”
