The teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty Johnny approached him.
Little Johnny: Teacher, are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: “No, I am not sleeping.”
Little Johnny: What did you do, sir?
Teacher: “I was talking to God.”
The next day, the Johnny Boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him…
Teacher: “Young man, are you sleeping in my classroom.”
Little Johnny: No, not me, sir, I am not sleeping.
Angry teacher: “What were you doing?”
Little Johnny: “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did he say??”
Little Johnny: “God said he never spoke to you yesterday …”
LOL!
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Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.
Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.
Teacher: Okay.
Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big.
Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the refrigerator and put it in there.
Teacher: Hm. Okay then.
Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?
Teacher: Easy, just open the door and put it in there.
Johnny: Still wrong. First, you have to take the elephant out, then put the donkey in the fridge.
Teacher: Uh, okay.
Johnny: Next question. If a lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?
Teacher: All because the lion eats them.
Johnny: Wrong, the donkey is missing because he’s still in the fridge.
Teacher: Are you kidding me?
Johnny: Okay, last question. If you are at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?
Teacher: You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.
Johnny: Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to Lion’s birthday party.
Teacher: Get out.
LOL!! So cute!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
