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The Teacher asks Little Johnny

The teacher asked little Johnny a question…

Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats, and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.

Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples, and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats, and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!?”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

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Little Johnny Asked A Lot Of Questions To His Teacher

Little Johnny is in 7th grade, he asks a lot of questions to his teacher.

One day, Johnny asked his English teacher, “Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H in Hour, Honour, etc.”

Her English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent ” (He was even more confused???)

At lunchtime, his teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked Johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.

Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her to the empty container.

His English teacher, “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.”

Little Johnny replied, “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”

Dedicated to all English Teachers.

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