It was a sunny Tuesday morning in Mrs. Anderson’s third-grade classroom, and the students were settling into their seats, ready to begin another day of learning.
Mrs. Anderson, a warm and enthusiastic teacher, was known for her ability to make every subject interesting.
Today, she had an idea to teach her students about different professions.
She began the lesson by asking. “Class, can you tell me what your parents do for a living? Let’s start with you, Johnny. What does your father do?”
Johnny, a bright and mischievous boy with a grin on his face, replied, “Sure, he presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete for a living.”
The classroom erupted in laughter, and even Mrs. Anderson couldn’t help but smile.
She had expected answers like “doctor” or “teacher,” but Johnny’s response was far from conventional.
That’s an unusual career, Johnny, she remarked. “Is your father a computer technician?”
Johnny shook his head, still grinning. “No. Mrs. Anderson, he’s just really good at rebooting the Wi-Fi router!”
The laughter in the classroom grew even louder, and Mrs. Anderson couldn’t help but join in.
It was clear that Johnny’s answer had brightened up the morning for everyone.
Once the laughter subsided, Mrs. Anderson decided to turn this unexpected response into a valuable teaching moment.
She said, “Well, Johnny, your father might not have the job title of a computer technician, but he plays a crucial role in keeping your home’s internet connection running smoothly. Being tech-savvy is a valuable skill, and I’m sure your dad is great at what he does.”
Johnny’s grin widened as he realized that his father’s work, though unique, was something to be proud of.
As the day went on, Mrs. Anderson continued to ask the students about their parents’ professions, and she discovered the diversity of jobs that their families were involved in.
The class learned that jobs came in all shapes and sizes, and each one had its unique significance.
It was a lesson in appreciating the value of all professions, no matter how unconventional they might seem.
And Johnny. Well, he had certainly taught his classmates and teacher that sometimes, even pressing Ctrl+Alt+Delete or rebooting a Wi-Fi router could be an essential job, especially in the digital age.
Teacher asks to Little Johnny.
“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?
“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.
“Freddy,” he says.
“What does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.
“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.
“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”
“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
