A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.
On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.
“Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??” The penguin asked.
“I’m a new hire,” the polar bear replied, “I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it’d help me do my new job better.”
“Oh…Oh!” The penguin says, “I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to ‘make’ the ice but it’s your job to ‘BREAK’ the ice.”
“Oh.” Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause, he says, “So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?”
Little Richard cheat his neighborhood back by a genius way
Richard is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Richard his choice between a nickel and a dime Richard always takes the nickel.
One day, after Richard takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Richard, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Richard grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
