A teacher asked a student to give her a sentence about a public servant.
“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher.
The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.”
The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” she asked.
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“Sure,” said the young student confidently. “Means carrying a child.”
A man notices two blondes working down the road.
A man is sitting on his porch when he notices two blondes working down the road.
They both have shovels. One of the blondes digs a hole, and the other immediately fills it in.
The man watches them for a few hours and finally approaches them, “You guys look like you’re working hard.
But I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish.”
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One of the blondes replies, “Well, there’s usually three of us, but the one that plants the trees is sick.”
