Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
The teacher was asking the end of the day question
The teacher was asking the end-of-the-day question that she asks every Friday.
If the student got it right they would not have to go to school on Monday.
Little Johnny Was determined to answer correctly.
So he painted two black marbles black and rolled them to the teacher’s feet.
All of a sudden she Shouted out, “Who’s the comedian with the black balls?”.
Johnny shouted out, “Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday suckas!”.
