The teacher addresses a student and asks him: “How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha.”
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”
“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
LOL!!
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge.
Best Teacher Joke Ever
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.
She shook it, lifted it up, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s some flowers!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a gift.
She held it up, shook it, and said, “I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”
“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.
The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.
She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it the wine? ” She asked. “No,” Little Johnny replied.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.
“Is it champagne?” she asked.
“No,” he replied.
Finally, the teacher said, “I give up. What is it?”
Little Johnny replied, “A puppy!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
