Husband to Wife: “Tomorrow is your birthday. What would you like as a gift?”
Wife: “A giraffe!”
Husband: “Sweetheart, be reasonable. Where can I find a giraffe? Ask for something I can manage.”
Wife: “Alright, then give up drinking. You can do that, and I’ll consider it a wonderful gift.”
So, the next day…
Husband: “Here’s the giraffe.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
The wife checked her husband’s phone
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names:
Tender one
Amazing one
Lady of my dreams
She called the Tender One and his mother answered.
Then she called the Amazing One and his sister answered!
When she dialed the third number her phone rang!!!!
She cried until her eyes were swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole month’s salary to make up for it.
The husband took all the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend, whose name was saved as “Gafoor The Mechanic.”
LOL!!
