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Son Tells Mom He Wants Five Wives When He Grows Up.

A mother and father in their 40s loved their children very much.

They had three kids, two of whom were already grown up. Their third child, the youngest, was only 10 years old. They were tucking their young boy in to bed one night when they asked him what he wanted when he grew up.

Son: Mom, I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.

Mom: And one will put you to sleep.

Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you.

Mom’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son.

Mom: But who will sleep with your 5 wives?

Son: Let them sleep with daddy.

Daddy’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son!

A science teacher asked her students

“Children, if you could own one material, what would it be?”

One girl said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth lots of money and I could buy a Corvette.”

One boy said, “I would want platinum because it’s worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche.”

The teacher said, “Little Johnny, What would you want?”

Johnny said, “I would want silicone.”

“Why would you want silicone?” Asked the teacher

“Well my mom got some, he replied, “and there’s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.”

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “No. Say daddy.”

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “Crap! Say daddy!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Dad: “What did you say?”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “I’m home!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “What? Where did you hear that?”

Baby: “Daddy.”

 

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