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Son asked dad to buy a new car.

Son to dad: “Dad, why don’t you buy me a car?”

Dad: “My dear son, God gave you two legs for what purpose?”

Son: “One leg is for the brake and the other for the accelerator.”

A mother and father in their 40s loved their children very much.

They had three kids, two of whom were already grown up. Their third child, the youngest, was only 10 years old. They were tucking their young boy in to bed one night when they asked him what he wanted when he grew up.

Son: Mom, I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.

Mom: And one will put you to sleep.

Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you.

Mom’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son.

Mom: But who will sleep with your 5 wives?

Son: Let them sleep with daddy.

Daddy’s eyes filled up with tears. God bless you son!

The son of a Saudi mogul goes to study in Europe.

One night, the phone rings at the house of his parents.

Dad: ‘How’s your life going, son?’

Son: ‘It’s going well, dad.’

Dad: ‘Is something wrong? You don’t sound happy.’

Son: ‘No Dad, everything’s fine. Berlin is wonderful, the people are nice and I really like it here.’

Dad: ‘Son, tell me the truth. I know something’s not right.’

Son: ‘Well dad, to be honest, I am a bit ashamed to drive to my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.’

Dad: ‘My dear son, why didn’t you say so earlier? I will send you more funds this instant. Please stop embarrassing us and go and get yourself a train too.’

A lawyer returns to the parking lot

to find his sports car with the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end.

There’s no sign of the offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the windshield wiper:

“Sorry, I just backed into your car. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and phone number. But I’m not.”

 

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