On a flight
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him:
“Nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife!”
Lady: “Don’t give her. Ssome idiot will find an excuse to talk to her.”
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
“Dear Parent, Edward doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.”
Parent’s answer: “Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, don’t smell him, teach him.”
Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son: Don’t know.
Mother: Devote some time to pay attention to study also.
Son to Mother: Do you know Aunty Jennifer?
Mother: Don’t know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also.
Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on”How to Cook” !!!
Husband came home drunk.
To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did you drink?
Husband: No!
Wife: Idiot!!! Then why are you typing on a suitcase?
