Roger walks out of a bar.
He was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking, he was stopped by a policeman.
‘What are you doing out here at two o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Roger.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?’ The policeman asked.
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‘My wife,’ slurred Roger grimly.
Lucas was a computer instructor at a community college
Lucas was a computer instructor at a community college.
One day, there was a new student walking into his library and glancing at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.
“What are all these books?” the student asked.
“They are encyclopedias” Lucas answered.
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“Really?” he said. “Someone printed out the whole thing?”
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