Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day.
In the morning he drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The camel’s died.”
Paddy replied, “Well just give me my money back then.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.”
Paddy said, “OK then, just bring me the dead camel.”
The farmer asked, “What are you going to do with him?”
Paddy said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle a dead camel!”
Paddy said, “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, “What happened with that dead camel?”
Paddy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898.”
The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Paddy said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.”
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A Guy Buys A Horse From A Farm.
A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields.
Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped and offered $500 to the farmer for it.
The farmer said, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The guy said, “He looks just fine. Tell you what, I’ll give you $1,000 for him.”
The farmer said again, “Sorry, he’s not for sale. He doesn’t look too good.”
The guy now really wanted the horse and so increased his offer to $1,500.
The farmer said, “Well, he doesn’t look so good but if you want him that much he’s yours.”
So the guy bought the horse and took him home.
The next day he returned to the farm, hopping mad.
He shouted at the farmer, “Hey, you cheated me! You sold me a blind horse!”
The farmer said calmly, “I told you he didn’t look too good, didn’t I?”
LOL!!
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