Paddy and Murphy meet at the supermarket and Paddy says, “Hey, man! How have you been?”
“Oh, great,” says Murphy. “I have recently bought an elephant.”
“An elephant? Are you serious?” asks Paddy.
“Yeah, man. The kids love him, he’s their best friend. They call him Mr Trunks. He washes my car with his trunk. I don’t need to cut my lawn anymore, he grazes down all the grass. It’s such low maintenance. My wife is so happy.”
“Oh man, that sounds amazing. I wish I had an elephant,” says Paddy.
“Whatd’ya knows, he’s for sale. I got him for 30 grand but seeing it’s you, you can have him for 20.”
“Excellent, it’s a deal.”
Weeks go by and they meet again.
“Hey man, how are you doing?”
“What the hell is wrong with that bastard elephant?? He shits all over my garden, I spend hours every day shoveling! The kids are terrified of him, and my wife is divorcing me!”
“Aww, that’s not a nice way to talk about Mr Trunks. You won’t be able to sell him that way!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Paddy and murphy were watching a movie
Paddy and Murphy were watching a John Wayne movie.
Paddy told Murphy, “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said, “OK Paddy.”
So there they are, watching the film and John Wayne falls off the horse and the horse goes over the cliff.
Paddy turns to Murphy, “I told you what would happen.”
Murphy said, “You’re right Paddy, there you go €5.”
Paddy thinks and at the end of the film, says, “I feel pretty bad here Murphy.”
“Why that Paddy?”
“Because I’ve seen this film before.”
Murphy says, “So have I, but I didn’t expect him to make the same mistake twice.”
LOL!!
