One day, Little Johnny and his father went fishing.
After a few hours on the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.
He asked his father, “How does this boat float?”
The father thought for a moment then replied, “I don’t know exactly, my son.”
The boy returned to his fishing, then turned back to his father, “How do fish breathe underwater?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
A little later, Johnny asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”
The father replied again, “Don’t rightly know, son.”
Worried about annoying his father, he says, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”
“Of course not, my son. If you don’t ask questions, you’ll never learn anything!
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Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.
Two enthusiastic fishermen set off on a long-awaited fishing trip.
They go all out, renting everything they could possibly need: reels, rods, wading suits, a rowboat, a car, and even a cozy cabin in the woods.
The whole venture costs them a small fortune.
On the first day, they hit the water full of hope… and catch nothing. The second day is no better. Same story on the third day.
Every day, they try their luck, but every day they come up empty-handed.
Finally, on the very last day of the trip, one of them manages to catch a single fish.
As they’re driving home, feeling disappointed and counting up the cost, one fisherman sighs and says, “You know, that one measly fish cost us fifteen hundred dollars!”
The other one looks over and replies, “Good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
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