One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
The assistant shows him a few different parrots and explains their abilities and prices. The man is surprised at how expensive some of them are.
He points to a yellow parrot and asks, “How much is that one?”
The assistant responds, “That parrot costs $2,000 because it can type really fast.”
The man is intrigued but asks about another parrot. “What about the green one?”
“That one costs $5,000,” the assistant says. “It can type, answer phone calls, and take notes.”
The man is impressed but still curious. “And what about the red one?”
The assistant hesitates for a moment before replying, “That parrot is priced at $10,000.”
The man is taken aback and asks, “Why is it so expensive? What does it do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
A boss tells jokes to all staff.
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. “Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. “I’m leaving Friday.”