Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, “This driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!”
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies – two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” She asked. No sir, I just kept the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour! the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok?
These women seem shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
LOL!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An Old Woman Was Flying On Plane.
An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane.
Unexpectedly, the plane from Melbourne was diverted to Sydney.
The flight attendant said there would be a delay and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
Everyone got off the plane except one old lady who was blind.
A man had noticed her as he passed and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her for the entire flight.
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, “Kathy, we’ve been in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?’
The old blind lady replied, “No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs.”
Imagine this:
Everyone in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up to see the pilot getting off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered.
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
Moral Of The Story
THINGS AREN’T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.
