Old Farmer Johnson was dying.
The family was standing around his bed.
With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.”
Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.”
Johnson: “But I want you to.”
Wife: “But why?”
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Johnson: “Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!”
A blonde goes into a music store
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there:
“where the country music CDs are”
The salesman replies, “Try the other side.”
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, “Where are the country music CDs?”
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