Man on the phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box? We’re leaving the office & I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish.
He said “Yes, lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”
You’ll love the answer..!!
She says, “I did… They’re in your fishing box.”
Game over!!
An angry wife followed her husband to the bar.
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered.
“I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
LOL!!
