Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade science teacher, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until Little Marry stood up and said, “You shouldn’t be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” ”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Marry’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anyone?
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
“Very good, Billy,” Mrs. Parks said, then turned to Little Marry and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
“One, you have a dirty mind.
“Second, you didn’t read your homework.
“And third, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
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First-grade teacher is showing pictures of animals to her students
Miss Clarkson wanted to teach her first graders more about animals but first decided to find out how many they already knew and could name.
She held up a picture of a lamb, to which a little girl enthusiastically replied, “That’s a sheep!”
“That’s right, well done!” Miss Clarkson said before showing a photo of a camel.
“Who can guess what this one is?” she asked the class.
“That’s a camel!” one of the boys exclaimed.
“Good, well done!” Miss Clarkson said again before showing the picture of a deer.
But the class fell silent and she offered a clue to help them.
“What does your mother call your father?” she asked.
Delighted with the response, Franky said, “I know! I know! It’s a lazy old goat!”
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