Mother’s Day. Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning.
As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate.
She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
“As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our breakfast.”
L. Johnny Asks His Mother For $20.
Little Johnny asks his mother for $20.
His mother refuses, to which Johnny says, “If you give me $20, I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went shopping.”
Johnny’s mom says, “Okay Johnny, here’s $20. What did your Dad say to the maid?”
Johnny replies, “Hey Doris, can you make sure that I have a clean shirt for tomorrow.”
LOL!!
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