A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, “Wow, nice legs!”
She is flattered and replies, “You really think so?”
The man says, “Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”
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The blonde’s troll
The blonde’s troll: Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.
Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.
Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!
Rachel: You’re an idiot.
Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?
Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.
Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!
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