man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table.

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, “Wow, nice legs!”

She is flattered and replies, “You really think so?”

The man says, “Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

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The blonde’s troll

The blonde’s troll: Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.

Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.

Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!

Rachel: You’re an idiot.

Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?

Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.

Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!