Lucas was a computer instructor at a community college.
One day, there was a new student walking into his library and glancing at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.
“What are all these books?” the student asked.
“They are encyclopedias” Lucas answered.
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“Really?” he said. “Someone printed out the whole thing?”
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A grocer put up a sign that read
A grocer put up a sign that read
“Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.”
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!”
Meekly the grocer agreed and packaged four eggplants.
The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, “Aren’t you going to fix the mistake on your sign?”
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“What mistake?” the grocer asked. “Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant