The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“What word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking for a few seconds,
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Johnny said, “Canoe?”
Mommy, look at this!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.
At one point, she said, “Mommy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, “Mommy gonna eat your fingers!” pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, “What’s wrong honey?”
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“Mommy, where’s my booger?”
