L.Johnny visited his principal’s office after class one day.
He knelt before him and said, “I’d do anything to pass this exam.”… “and I mean anything…”
The principal looked down at him and asked her, “Anything?”
He repeated, “Anything.”
The principal asked again in a quiet voice, “Anything?”
“Anything at all.” Little Johnny said.
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The principal’s voice turned to a whisper as he asked, “Would… you… study??”
A blonde walks into a shoe store
A blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well, they feel a bit tight,” replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” offers the clerk.
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“Nath, they still feelth a bit tight,” the blonde replies.
